THE SHALLOW GENE POOL
Some of us never evolved
2184 Headlines is a satirical and fractured look at possible headlines from the future based upon current cultural, legal and legislative trends, pet peeves, conspiracies and the fears of people in our society today. For the utopian socialists, it is a way to laugh at the unenlightened primitives in our society today from the smug and elitist view of the future. For the conspiracy hucksters, it is not only a validation of your fears but will most likely present new conspiracies and fears for you to occupy your life with. For the rest of us, it should just be funny. A word of warning though. Since the Headline News is being receive through an unregulated tear in the space-time continuum, the order in which the headline news appears may be random in regards to relevant date.
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June 16th, 2184 - The American Burying Beetle has
made a comeback.
April 22nd, 2184 - Sealing of the
nation's monuments completed as per the 2179 Clean Air Act Amendment.
End of Summer - Getting the podcasts back up and running, a change to
one podcast and the launch of a new one.
June 16th, 2184 - The American Burying Beetle has made a comeback.
April 22nd, 2184 - Sealing of the nation's monuments completed as per the 2179 Clean Air Act Amendment.
End of Summer - Getting the podcasts back up and running, a change to one podcast and the launch of a new one.
March 26th, 2184 - Ramada Civil Rights Violation - Ramada Hotel Corporation found guilty of excluding Muslims.
August 17th, 2184 - Pepsi Hate Crime Ruling - Pepsi employee sentences for attacking a Coca-Cola employee.
TSGP September Update - An update regarding changes to the Shallow Gene Pool podcasts and website and the launch of a new podcast, Rejection Letter Audio.
TSGP Website update & podcast lecture - An update of the Shallow Gene Pool website and a quick informative course regarding podcasting and some misconceptions.
December 14th, 2184 - Mars Survivor - Tragedy strikes the first interplanetary episode of Survivor - Mars.
March 23rd, 2184 - Drug Prescription Violation - Violation of the mandatory Federal Prescription Drug and Medication Maintenance Plan.
July 29th, 2184 - Olympic ruling on intersexed athlete - The International Olympic Committee has made their final ruling regarding the controversial intersexed Australian athlete Glynis Hogan.
July 31st, 2184 - California - Over 200 homes were destroyed when their
heat-shield enclosures failed yesterday during a controlled burn of the local
forests and grasslands.
June 10th, 2184 - Canada - Another 5,000 residents of the northern territories
were successfully relocated today.
September 18th, 2184 - South Africa - In what many consider an enlightened
ruling, the justices of the World Court decided unanimously not to prosecute a
group of some 35 men charged with over 120 acts of murder.
February 13th, 2184 - Washington D.C. - Despite resistance from the Democratic
party as well as resistance from within their own party, the
Republican-dominated Senate passed a tax cut bill early this morning by only one
August 4th, 2184 - Culver City California - After almost six months of deep
undercover work, Home Guard agents successfully raided and closed down a ring
off illegal meat dens called "slaughter houses".
January 10th, 2184 - Redmond Washington - The owner/operator of Exidor Software
was sentence today to five years in jail and a fine of $20 million.
January 14th, 2184 - Washington D.C. - The Office of Social Standards (OSS)
announced the capture of their public enemy number one; Samantha Rodham.
June 9th, 2184 - Washinton D.C. - The Department for the Equal Treatment of
Animals (DETA) is threatening to shut down a wildly popular new exhibit at the
October 5th, 2184 - Pasadena California - One of the nations largest and oldest
dating/match making services, eHarmony.com, had its offices raided yesterday and
shut down by the government.
July 16th, 2184 - Atlanta Georgia - Richard Volestra was executed by hanging
last night for the crime of genocide .
June 8th, 2184 - New Hampshire - The New Hampshire
state Supreme Court refused to hear the custody case of Mr. and Mrs. Paul St.
June 11th, 2184 - Detroit - The EPA oversaw a raid Friday on a group of
May 21st, 2184 - Williamsburg - U.N. President Bin Kalibah threw the switch to
demolish the first group of buildings in the traditionally white historical
July 27th, 2184 - Arlington Virginia - After loosing a legal battle that has
spanned the last two decades, Arlington National Cemetery completed the removal
of all religious-based headstones today as ordered in the Supreme Court ruling.
May 19th, 2184 - Washington DC CAGW - The U.S. Court of appeals for the Federal
Circuit in Washington D.C. has ruled against the appeal made by the advocacy
group Citizens Against Government Waste.
August 25th, 2184 - Mount Rushmore Rededication - The rededication of Mount
Rushmore took place this afternoon with a gala celebration.
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